I decide that I'm going to try hard to keep up with the blog posts, regardless of whether or not I have interesting things to say.
Top Ten Lies Told By Parents To Their Teenagers:
10. I'm trying to help you.
9. We will support you in any decision that you make.
8. You are free to make your own decisions.
7. We will teach you how to drive.
6. We will try and give you your allowance this month.
5. We won't mind if you get your ear pierced.
4. We will listen to what you have to say.
3. You can go to any college you want.
2. We are doing this because we love you.
1. This hurts me more than it hurts you.
I chew my fingernails at my desk. I'm not sure why; they don't taste very good. I wonder if my glasses affect the way my monitor light travels to my eyes. I suppose in several hundred years they'll dig up my body and say, 'Oh lord, not another one,' because there will be a concentrated dent in the bowels of my eye cavity.
I didn't find out about November Novel Writing Month until it was too late to do anything about it. I chew some more. I shall have to keep this mentally annotated until further notice.
- Ben
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