Welcome to my alter-ego.

Yo, I've decided to freestyle a blog
Sitting at my computer desk next to my dog
Did you know dog backwards is God?
I got skills that you wish you h..od??
Right now I'm running out of steam, as you can see
But I'm lean with the things that come outta me
I'm pretty sure that my freestylin' is ruthless
Betta get outta here before things get stupid

-Benjammin' Funkyfresh